eurovision plot twist

thebleeclub:

ALCOHOL IS FREE

thank you switzerland we are friends now

arkenstoners:

the voting is so intense you can cut the tension with the knife that your neighboring country will use to stab your country in the back with

THANK YOU MY LOVELY GERMANS

thank u finland I’m sorry we didn’t give you points creys

neilpatrickharry:

pancakebatters:

I  just find it hilarious that eurovision was invented because europe was like “no more war guys, fight it out  through songs” 

i find it hilarious that it worked

wtf azerbaijan u r not even in europe go home also fuck our neighbours

Austria we are neighbours and you don’t give us points. Seriously?

nevercouldgetthehangofthursdays:

if you’re worried about your country just remember america has 0 points